Oh Hakuuuuu~

A little birdy told me today was a very special day for you today, so how about you and I hit the town tonight? Dinner anywhere you want, movies, the arcade, movies, long romantic motorcycle ride by the moonlight~

Sound like fun?

[He only sent this over the comm because he doesn't know where she is, but he's got a surprise when he finds her]

Mmm Haku?

...

What's this? *Sound of a paper being unfolded*

"Goodbye?"

Haku?!? *Sound of Onizuka dashing around the house throwing open doors "HAKU!!!!"

[A few moments of silence and then...]

Nyaaaaaaaa~

[Onizuka yawns] Time for bed, [Calling into the next room] Hakuuuu I'll meet you between the sheets!

[The sound of blankets rustling and then a pause]

Honey...when did we get a cat?

Nyaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

S-sensei...I-I don't think I can do it.

What kind of attitude is that?

B-but Piyomon and the others...t-they're right about me...all I am is a warm body to be used-

Hey, they don't know you like I do. Those girls are just scared.

S-scared? B-but Piyomon isn't afraid of anything.

That's what she wants you to think, but that's why she keeps you down. She knows if the rest of the world saw you shine the way I know you can...she wouldn't be so popular anymore.

S-sensei...

Now come on, don't think about it just go out there and have fun, just like singing in the shower but with an audience of people watching!

S-sensei that's a scary mental image.

OK just imagine everyone's naked.

S-sensei most of the Digimon out there aren't wearing clothes.

Are you gonna stand here and argue with me or are you gonna get out there.

H-hee hee, thanks Sensei.

And NOW! From Class 4-A, RENAMON!

That was a real nice thing you did there Sensei.

Yeah, I'm a peach. You got that Renamon merchendise ready for when she wins?

Yeah just like you asked but...how do you know she'll win?

I have faith, anyway let's get out there and make some lunch money!

((OOC: Bold is a student, Underlined is an announcer for a talent show, Italics is Goblimon))

Mr. Onizukaaaaa.

What is it now?

Why are we doing this again?

Geeze what are you deaf? I already told you, you clowns got weekend detention so this is community service.

But we're just carving pumpkins...

That's the easy part, after you finish we're gonna take a field trip to a local hotel and decorate the yard for Halloween.

*Groan from more then a few Digimon*

You'd rather I be boring and make you write essays on why you doofuses can't stay awake in math or are picking on other mon? Shut up and enjoy it or I'll make you carry me there in an easy chair.

So...I'm sitting there having breakfast about ready to go to work...and this little red headed kid wanders in, opens the fridge and helps herself to some coldcuts before wandering back out.

...

What kind of a cat burglar steals coldcuts, and in the morning?

[Sound of Onizuka groaning and a trashcan falling over.]

Where...where am I?

The alley behind "Trunk"

Trunk?

Yeah it's a bar in Junk City...you dragged me here after the last four bars threw you out for singing too loud.

We were drinking at the Trunk in the Junk?

More or less...man you don't look so good.

[Groan]

( Singing goes here. )
...

You done?

Yeah I think so...

well drinking clearly didn't make you feel any better about this mess so what are you gonna do now?

...[Sound of Oni throwing up into a trashcan]

Good answer...*Sigh*

Haku's in trouble...I'm bringing her to the hotel...Kats get your ass over there.

[Accidental picture send of Haku shut down and laying behind Onizuka, her arm blown off, shirt sliced to ribbons, skin melted to steel, sparks and burn marks, all over and onizuka's blood on her chest and face, Onizuka is in the picture as well with blood running out of the corner of his mouth.]

*Oniuzuka thinks the D-comm is shut off now but the whole world can listen in as he fights with The Gentlemen Ghost, getting shot, burned and stabbed, Ogremon evolves to Pandamon but the audio cuts out before there's a clear winner*

Alright class, today I want you to start by thinking about the question on the board. Then we're gonna have a classroom debate. The topic is, "Writing on the wall in the bathroom: Senseless graffiti or voice of the people?" You've got five minutes to ponder. Any questions?

...yes?

Mr. Onizuka...who's that woman staring at us?

Huh? Oh she's not staring that's my girlfriend Haku. She was Data frozen this morning so I brought her to work with me. Show her respect.

But she's frozen, how will she know if we don't?

*You can't hear it but there's a serious glare going on here.*

R-right sorry Teach...respecting the hot chick...on it.

The story that I’m about to tell you isn’t a pretty one. I heard it from the leader of the red Satan gang and he swears it’s true. The gang had heard an ugly rumor about a low class dim sum joint downtown. According to the rumor, the shumai in this place is made out of human flesh.
( Another fine GTO production )

*sound of the door opening to the apartment*

Honey I'm home...*Thud Onizuka hits the floor*

Man that class was brutal, are you sure you don't wanna go back to construction?

Ah this is nothing...they were just testing me. You'll see, I'll whip that class into shape in no time.

First off...your nose is bleeding again...second, are you aware you have a hole in the back of your pants?

Yeah I'm pretty sure that was a fireball that did that...

Order up!

Ahhh Ramen, one of the most perfect meals known to man or mon.

Stop eyeing my egg sensei you have one in your Ramen too.

*Onizuka starts singing*

One thing about this ramen food,
you could say that it's better dude,
slippy slippy chew good,
we're gonna slurp it for you.

You are such a dork.

Pft, no appreciation for talent.

*sound of a door opening gently and Goblimon tip toeing*

Don't mind me just getting some money out of Sensei's wallet...keep sleeping you...three?

YUUKO?!?


Too early! Go away!

*The loud sound of Yuuko throwing a clock at Goblimon and pwning him*

((OOC: Underline is Yuuko by permission))

Come on Goblimon where's that letter?

Look if you checked the mailbox more...alright here it is.

*Sound of a letter being torn into*

Well come on what's it say?

..."Dear applicant..."

Oh no...

"We regret to inform you that due to events in your past that have come to light we cannot recommend you for the position you applied for at Holy Forest Academy. While we appreciate your interest in our facilities we apologize and wish you the best of luck..."

...S-sensei?

Damn.

[click]

Hey there Greggo, how's your face?

If this is a set up for the "It's killing me" joke I swear I will disown you.

-Tie gotta wear a tie! I'll look like a bum without my-

Here Tie is here! suit is there! Get dressed!

Oh wow hey, these look freshly pressed! Haku is awesome!

*Cough* Actually sensei that was me.

What? Why?

...I don't like construction work. If you get a teaching gig I can quit.

Oh really...heh, better not let you down then.

Lemme put it this way, if you don't get the job? I'm taking your bike and leaving you there.

Pft, yeah right like I'd give you the-

*Jingle jangle*

...keys...

Hurry it up or we're gonna be late!

AHH! Right! OK what am I forgetting?

Go give Haku a kiss for good luck.

Aww I knew you were on my side.

Whatever...you hear that Digital world? Great Teacher Onizuka is on the move, wish him luck!

( Tee Ell Dee ARR: Onizuka's got an interview )((Ooc: Underlined is Lorne yay!))

Alright Neon City! I know we're all still putting the pieces back together after the giant monster showdown...but if anyone's up for it...

It's been WAY too long since I had a scuffle and I need the practice.

Let's go tough guys put up or shut up! Who's ready to take on the Demon Sensei of the Holy Forest?

Man I could eat a million of these burgers, so cheap, so tasty....

[Thundering sound in the distance]

Holy...sensei look at that!

*Gasp* GODZILLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

...What the heck is a Godzilla?

My Mistake that's not Godzilla...it's just some giant monster attacking the city....

....

[The duo scream and it sounds like they're running as it clicks off]

Hey dad...I noticed you at the bar.

So...yeah. You work here huh?